It's Alright

They lost opening day in 2004 and 2007 too. To the Orioles and Royals, respectively. Both those years ended up on Duck Boats. One game outta 162. And this year they lost to the defending AL Champs. So just because Dan Shaughnessy is about to go write a column about how the Sox are a bunch of frauds, don't go jump off the Tobin Bridge. Bob Marley says it best, every little thing is gonna be alright.