It's Officially Time for Brady to Cut the Hair

When you're the face of the team that's on the longest championship drought in these parts, clearly you ain't doin' something right. It's been seven freaking years since the Patriots won a Super Bowl around here. Seven years! That's like a century in any other city. Brian Scalabrine, Julio Lugo, JD Drew, and Johnny Boychuk have been crowned champions more recently than Mr. Bundchen. Inexcusable. Tom, you can literally have any woman within the greater Boston area. Gisele's even a little overrated herself. Yeah I said it. So cut the damn hair, cut ties with Gisele, and bring the damn Lombardi Trophy back to Foxboro where it belongs. 

Tom Brady once won 10 playoff games in a row.  With his ridiculous style right now, he's a perennial one-and-done in the post-season. C'mon Tom the writing's on the wall.