Red Sox Sweep the Twins!

I think I lost track of how many runs they scored during the series, what was it again? Like 90? Alright it was only 24 but still, 8 runs per game! David Ortiz went 0-3 tonight and is still hitting .428, I mean what more do you want from a ball club? Cody Ross is restoring the glory to no. 7 that Trot Nixon once gave it. And so what if the bullpen is a heart attack waiting to happen, makes the games more exciting, right? And Bobby V in the dugout? You never know what he might do next! It's fun to watch baseball here in Boston again!

At the end of the day all I know is that the Red Sox are 7-10 with a cake schedule coming up (@ White Sox for 4, home vs. A's for 3, home vs. Orioles for 3, @ KC for 3, home vs. Cleveland for 4, home vs. Seattle for 2). Um, making up ground anyone? This season is just beginning. You can never write off a team in April. At the dawn of each morning hope springs eternal, or something like that.

Alright real talk I need a hug and a 30 of Miller Lites and I needed it an hour ago. Joel Ward? Really? Joel Ward? I won't say anything else except post his NHL statistics right here. Since the Bruins won the Cup last year the Red Sox had the worst September collapse in baseball history, the Patriots lost the Super Bowl to a team with a negative point differential, and now this.