In other news tonight the Cleveland Cavaliers have matched the North American sports-record with a 26-game losing streak, matching the ineptitude of the 1976-77 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. What a damn shame. The good people of Cleveland deserve better than this, don't they? I mean maybe they can look at it this way from now on: any team that defeats the Miami Heat in the finals counts as a title for Cleveland? Has it reached that point? They can wear those shirts like the Red Sox fans used to wear: "I support two teams, the Red Sox and whoever beats the Yankees".
In a related story the Indians just signed a 16-year old catcher from the Dominican Republic for just $80,000, and the Browns released Shaun Rogers (who was once traded for Leigh Bodden). Hey whatever gets you excited right?
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