Wait, it all makes sense now!

How could I have forgotten this? No wonder the Red Sox choked this year. It was inevitable when John Henry let LeBron James have a stake in Liverpool in April! I feel so much better about everything now it's not even funny. All we need is for King Henry to buy out LeBron and we'll go back to winning World Series and all that good stuff. Man oh man am I dumb for forgetting this.